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Todd Fears Fraternity Just Using Him for His Brains
“We love Todd,” said pledge brother Clay “Guns” Watkins. “People say fraternities aren’t diverse, but where else would I be friends with someone like that?” Computer science major Todd “Java Juice”...
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Fraternities Still Convinced Dressing Up Once a Week Will Change Stereotypes
by Leah Wescott Editor-in-Chief “My instructors assume that I’m hungover just because I’m late for class,” said Pi Lambda Rho brother Malcom Jordan. “Now that I wear a tie on Wednesdays I won’t stand...
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Judicial Affairs Officer Saddened Over Boring End of Halloween Mayhem
by Anselmo Watkins Freelance Writer "Mr. Peterson seemed pissed that all our jack-o-lanterns had friendly smiling faces," said one fraternity member. "I guess we blew it again." Tim Peterson, director...
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Online Confessions Fuel Fraternity Alumni Discontent
by W.S. Winslow Freelance Writer BZZ’s current president started a designated driver program for the bars surrounding the campus. “That’s the kind of p**** s*** we’re talking about,” said Butchie...
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